Why I hate Nintendo

Nintendo’s a household name. Old people will tell you stop playing Nintendo if you were using an iPhone. It’s been the staple of the videogame industry for so long that some people get so washed up in their loyalty (stemming from some badass memories of playing Mario Bros. 3 on SNES) they don’t notice that Nintendo doesn’t love them back. Nintendo is a company out to make money. So much so that they have no problem tricking you into shelling out $200+ for a whole new console when you really only want to play three of their trademark franchises (Zelda, Mario, and Metroid). Now more than ever Nintendo is trying to piss off the core gaming community by peddling their “casual games”. This onslaught of terrible mini games is making my Wii collect dust. It seems that their innovative motion sensing controller is just for pretending to swing a stick and nothing more. If you’re going to make a whole console based on the concept of virtual reality there better at least be a huge damn helmet to put on. Not to mention that this whole gimmick is Nintendo’s excuse for the Wii having terrible graphical limitations. The upcoming Bomberman looks ripped off the N64. I’m going to try to put a picture of the upcoming Wii title “Target: Terror”. Also you think after the huge success of Xbox Live it would be obvious to at least make your internet multiplayer at least functional but with Nintendo you‘re lucky if there‘s even multiplayer present. By the way Nintendo has terrible customer service; a friend of mine had his Wii brake on him a while ago and they‘ve yet to fix the situation. I hate you Nintendo